You can be the nicest person in the whole world and no one care but if you act like an arsehole and you are popular everyone will tell you how much they love you and how great you are.
So if you don't want to feel like a loser, if you want to be accepted, if you want to have the privilege to be around popular people and most important if you want to become popular yourself, there are few rules to follow:
1/ Only hang out with cool people (usually people who buy "all" their clothes at "charity shops", people who are in a band and "are going to make it", people who spend hundreds of pounds in clothes each week, but "are always poor", people who never open up to other people unless they are also "cool"...)
2/ Avoid talking to all the uncool people (usually people who don't follow the crowd, people who don't buy new clothes every week, or people who aren't invited to all the cool parties...) And if you happen to talk to these people make sure that the cool people don't see you talking to them.
3/ Always look cool. Spend all your money on clothes and when you have no money left just "borrow" money from your parents (and make sure to check out fashion bloggers to make sure to look fashionable).
4/ The more tattoos the better (it doesn't matter if your tattoos don't mean anything as long as they look cool) And don't forget to show off all these tattoos every time you are out.
5/ Join a band (if you can't sing just become a backup singer, as long as you can play a few chords on a guitar it doesn't matter as you were born with natural talent and you're going to make it anyway). If you are a girl and can't sing or play any instruments just go out with someone in a band.
6/ Make sure that you add (and accept) anyone on social media. The more "friends", the more popular you look.
7/ If you are a girl make sure that you upload selfies every day. The point is showing to everyone your "natural" beauty (the more "likes" the better).
8/ Don't forget to upload pictures every time you are out, (you have to show everyone how cool your life is and how good it is to be you).
If you follow all these rules I can guarantee you that you are going to become so popular that all the popular people in town are going to love you and the wannabes popular are going to want to become like you.
How cool your life has become?
I like you Mel :)
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